did you know that the brand Durex is derived from the French verb, “durer” which means “to last”
suddenly everything makes sense
Just for the record “dur” in French also means hard. So it was pretty much a double entendre there.
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.
Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them
Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.
Id fucks with it
Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence
There is no spoon
there is no scientist
I believe the last one is fake, but I think the others are real like whoop whoop Science bitches!
The last one is very true. The scientist showed up to work late, and his coscientists decided to play a prank with a supersized air cannon.
25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool